Two Things.

(This one goes out to Emily J.)

Hospital or parking garage.
Parking garage or DMV.

Laughing or singing.

Singing or dancing.
Books or internet.
Peanut butter or ice cream.
Elbow or knee.

Diapers or dentures.
Ice cream or coffee.
Obama or Bartlet.
Oklahoma or Denny's (the restaurant).

The Ebola Virus or Hitler.
Fork or spoon.
French accent or British accent.
British or Spanish.

Chess club or cheerleading.
Braces or acne.
Law school or clown school.
Television or telephone.

1 eye or 2 noses.
Green or orange.
Dictionary or thesaurus.
Scientology or Britney Spears.

Oak tree or maple tree.
Theater or movies.
Movies or music.
Aunt or uncle.
New York or Los Angeles.
You or me.

Sports or politics.
Veganism or celibacy.
Oral sex or cheese.

Alcohol or hand-eye coordination.

Limerick or Haiku.
Poetry or photographs.
Swing set or motorcycle.
Mountains or ocean.
Electricity or Europe.

Forgive or forget.
Beginnings or endings.
Fast or slow.
Aliens or mermaids.
The ability to yawn or sweatshirts.