"Memories"
Somber lilies
Hollow box and gone forever
Which one was Uncle Howie again?
"The Dirty Deed"
To-die-for body
Killer lips kiss mine
Oh no, you're a double agent! Aaaaaaahh--- (thunk)
"Turning Point"
Three weeks
Still no blood
Fuck, I think I'm pregnant
"Pros and Cons"
Lying bitch
You cheated with that guy from Whole Foods
But, your apartment has central air.
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I really enjoy your haikus, Lijah. I enjoy them like a "skinny kid enjoys cake" to quote you from yesterday. My favorite haiku is lying bitch mostly because I TOO would stay with a guy who cheated on me with a guy from Whole Foods if his apartment had central air. Then I would just eat ice cream alot. Because per our discussion in July, I chose ice cream over sexual relations. Done.
XOXO.
Keep writing. You make me giggle.
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