Last weekday of being unemployed. THANK THE LORD. Starting Monday I'll be a contributing member of society again. (happy dance)
end scene.
Friday, March 5, 2010
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Want to hire me as a comedy writer or send me money just because? Yeah, I figs.
Email me at ljbarasz@gmail.com to discuss how your greatest needs, desires, and insecurities can be magically transformed into my rent check (muah ha ha ha... er... yeah).
Hearts and beanstalks,
Lijah B.
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About Me
- Let's be awkward
- Name: Lijah Barasz. Born: January 24th, 1984. Alma Mater: Colby College. First Word: Cheese. Subsequent Ironic Allergy to: Cheese (and other milk products). Other Allergies Include: MSG, Sulfa drugs, and at one point, it was considered, my mother (symptoms included upset stomach, but it turned out it was just more cheese). Likes: Hummus, swings, ice cream, hiking, new notebooks, my computer, email, bedtime, cheese (cruel, isn't it?), writing. Dislikes: Noisy radiators, uneven chopsticks, low water pressure, mayo, waking up early, you. Just kidding. I like you. A lot.
hello there, money bags!
Want to hire me as a comedy writer or send me money just because? Yeah, I figs.
Email me at ljbarasz@gmail.com to discuss how your greatest needs, desires, and insecurities can be magically transformed into my rent check (muah ha ha ha... er... yeah).
Hearts and beanstalks,
Lijah B.
